Allies:

Yellow Dwarf Pirates (YDP):

We will associate with YDP in matters that are beneficial to us. However if YDP opposes us, they will be crushed immediately. All UBGA members are to be helpful and courteous to the YDP but watchful. If you suspect any problems, fire at will.

The Nerd Zone:

When The Nerd Zone was created, they extended their hand in friendship to us.  Therefor, we are now their allies. It was a very smart move on their part.  Let us hope they never make a stupid move.

Enemies:

The Galactic Empire (GE):

Members

1. Merlin
2. Ebag333
3. Adilin
4. Tilliharin
5. Munkey

Recently, the GE (Hereby known to UBGA members as the Gay Ewoks) issued the UBGA a so-called Ultimatum.  This stated that if we did not repent from our evil ways and bow before them, we would be destroyed.  (Or something like that)

In view of their arrogant attitude, I suggest we teach them a lesson.  I declare War on the Gay Ewoks!

Sons of Villianosity (SoV):

www.SoV.8m.com

Members:

1. F'nok
2. Leniad

Crush them.  This club is extremely dangerous and the galaxy must be rid of their presence!  The UBGA has declared all-out war on this club.  Very soon, their bones will be ground to space dust. 

The SoV also issued us an "Ultimatum" saying we must surrender or die.  I also declare war on the SoV (Hereby known as the "Scraps of Verbosity"!

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