"Before I joined UBGA I was in a mess.  I lived in a sewage filled gutter eating nothing but rotten hamburgers and spoiled fruit.  One day, as I sat wallowing in my own filth, I saw a ray of sun fall from the heavens and shine like a beacon of hope upon a UBGA recruitment poster.  At that moment, I realized that I must join.

Now, I no longer live in a gutter.  I am the Supreme High Commander in charge of all of UBGA.  

Please, join UBGA like I did, it will literally change your life!"

Camanator - Homeless bum turned Supreme High Commander